kenjishadow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rap Video - Big Bad Wolf]

GRAPHICS = good, MUSIC = bad

Why would you waste that talent on making a rap video. RAP SUCKS, that's the bottom line. Come on, rock fucking kicks the shit out of it any day. Why is this rated a 3.70, RAP SUCKS. Well I could say that all day. I out like a fat kid in dodge ball. Spend your time making a GOOD video. Later.

[Sept. 11 02']

WOW...that sucked

Come on. We've all seen that many times. No one wants to see it to even worse music than on tv. There's enough coverage on tv, crappy flash animations that don't bring light or express new views SUCK. I'll vote a zero.

[Link's Quest For Ass]

I got a friend that would LOVE that title.

"Quest for Ass." Just funny...Well onto the list:
1) It says 'suck my balls' because he felt like putting it there? maybe...
2) Nintendo wouldn't, but xritualfaminex would!
3) Immature, yes, but what sperm jokes aren't?
4) Old men having sex with Link...That's just wrong.
5) Breakfast burritos. I guess.
6) Link in the world of Mario was pretty funny, though it also had an immature joke in there
7) Sex. Did someone say sex? Sex. Enough.
8) Cut Man isn't human, he's a robot. At least that's what Wily wants us to believe...
9)Crap in the corner...lol
10) I think he intended it to target a certain demograph, and I'm thinking it's the teenage males in this case.
11) Lovely indeed.
12) Sperm, blinding? You don't say? No... *insert sarcasm as needed*
13) Dirty old men suck. Eww, bad mental image, forget I said that.
14) No, no, no! lol
15) Wood...yep, 'nuff said there.
16) It maybe sucked a bit, but it was cool in that it had a certain kind of nostalgia to it, and it was pretty funny...
If anyone's wondering, this is basically a response/agreement list to go along with what Ardeact_Interactive said. It's not meant to be snappy or mean, it's just something I decided to type up. Yes, I'm bored.

[Glen]

You people that bash this are pathetic.

I'm not saying this is the best flash ever like many of you think it is, although it is excellent and the frame-by-frame animation is awesome. It just bugs me that some of you people think that Xiao Xiao #3 deserves to be above this. True, Xiao Xiao is much longer and has a lot more action, ITS STILL JUST A BUNCH OF FIGHTING STICKS!!! I LOVE the Xiao Xiao series, but I still believe that more work is put into Glen to make it turn out the way it did. In a word: Brilliant. In many: A series of this would be great! Well, thats about all I have to say. Vote 5, vote 4, hell vote 0, it doesnt make too much of a difference by now.

[Sesame Street Outtakes]

not too bad...

I thought it was gonna be that Sesame Street sound clip that everyone's already heard...and it's a different one that everyone except me has heard...heheh...pretty damn funny.

[Blue Haired Girl]

That is some whacked out s#!t...

Wow...disturbing, yet slightly funny...

[The Final Task]

Sets an example for ALL Flash artists

It's really too bad that the creator of this flash masterpiece hasn't made any more movies. The entire thing is brilliant, and is better than the art in more than 99 percent of all other Newgrounds submissions. It has been around since 2000, and serves as a great experience to the entire Newgrounds community, newbies and veterans alike. It's true that the scene is very cliche, but it's also true that I don't care! Some nice work from an author that we NEED to see more work from.

[Darth Vulgar]

Pretty damn funny

Yeah, that was pretty fun to listen to, and the flash you made for it helped the sound clip. Good job, Wade.